- Competitive sun-creaming. Use to be lower the better, now its go 30 plus or go home.
- 4 oclock crisps and beer. A necessity to 'make it' from lunch to dinner.
- We swear we will never become our mums but suddenly 'getting our hair we't in the pool is a fate worse than death.
- Doing nothing is exhausting.
- Foreign supermarkets are way better than home ones.
- But Foreign ketchup is never as good.
- Flight + change of routine = 'holiday constipation.'
- Day 3 cue the 'I could live here' conversation.
- You can only really tell how tanned/burned you are once you've got out the shower. Fact.
- The better the holiday the harder it is to get over.
- The piss-dip. We all know you've only gone in the sea to have a wee.
- Holiday hats. Idiotic. But impossible to resist.
- All inclusive holidays = a challenge.
- Everyone steala all the hotel toiletries. Don't they?!
- Epic bat and ball rallies. Not only do you feel like a hero. But you also deserve a beer.
- Sarongs. Never as glamourous in reality as they feel in your head.
- Saying hello/please/thank you/two beers does not constitute speaking the language.
- You must unpack before you go for a swim. Dems da rules.
- Flipflops need breaking up.
- Holiday food doesn't taste the same when you buy/make it at home: nutella & icetea are case in point.
- Tankini = pointless. Just a swimming cozzie split in two.
- We all need someone else's help to decide whether 'you'll need a cardie in the evening.'
- Picnics on the beach aren't worth the effort.
- Sweat. Swim. Eat. Repeat.
- 1 1/2 - weeks the average time the postcard reaches home after you.
- The comfyier you are on an inflatable. The more likely you are to be tipped off.
Lists on the Northern Line
Sometime, about a year ago, I suddenly started hating the tube. 2 minutes at a signal and I am freaking out.
To take my mind off things I begun writing lists, each inspired by my journey on the underground.
Monday 28 May 2012
The Truth about Holidays
Tuesday 17 April 2012
The Truth About Weddings
- Highly choregraphed first dance. So 5 years ago. See YouTube for reference.
- Hen / stag overkill. What's the point in spending £500 and travelling half way across the world to do what you can in your local?
- Today's favours are tomorrows handbag clutter.
- However long you deliberate over the sitting plan, someone is always going to complain. Fact.
- Theme-tastic. Village fete, vintage, old fashioned glamour. How about just a wedding?
- Bridesmaid dresses. If you wouldn't wear it to a wedding, why enforce it on your best mates ?!
- Wedding car rip-off. No one ever says 'oh their wedding car was amazing.' By that time people just want to get to the party.
- The more amazing the shoe. The earlier you take them off.
- Maid of honour = maid of helping the bride go for a piss.
- Befriending an old person. Usually in the toilet. Aunt Hilda is suddenly your new best mate.
- People doing reading s= friends who didn't quite make it to bridesmaid or usher.
- Top-hats. Sound stylish but look absurd.
- The Competitive Bouquet Catcher. Nothing will stand between her and dropping a massive hint to her boyfriend.
- Wedding meal is actual called 'Wedding Breakfast'. Very confusing.
- The sulky unattractive bridesmaid who resents all the other bridesmaid for looking better than her.
- Rain on your wedding day has nothing to do with fertility. Its just shit.
- Wearing the same dress? Spend all day making a joke of it. By 9 it's worn very thin, yet you feel obliged to continue.
- The Most Amazing (Exhausting) day of your life.
- Free bar abuse. Who needs to finish a drink. Just leave it lying around and grab a new one.
- Everybody wants to laugh at the 'with my body I honour you' line.
Friday 23 March 2012
You know you're drunk when you...
- You invite people to 'come in for a wee with you'.
- Befriend the toilet assistant all night. Then eventually pay £2 for a scabby old lollipop.
- Want to eat only fat and carbs. Chips and cheese. Toast and cheese. Chips on toast with cheese?
- Wake-up with a sense of self loathing (You tell yourself its just the hangover paranoia. It tells you 'no, you were a twat last night').
- Think ringing someone 12 times makes them more likely to pick up.
- Leave your clothes in random place. Hello towel rail. You make a marvellous coat rack.
- Fall over.
- Don't remember falling over, but the bruises on your body suggest you did.
- NEED to listen to Magic on the journey home.
- You smoke, even though ordinarily you detest it.
- Tell yourself 'honesty is the best policy'. When talking to your boss.
- Take up a bit of amateur Parkour. Jumping on stuff, swing round things, climb over stuff. Then wonder why you ache the next day.
- Jaegers make sense.
- Appreciate the coldness of the bathroom floor.
- Have to text with one eye shut.
- Confuse getting your bum/tits/mangina out with an impressive party trick.
- Decide walking barefoot on disease ridden, piss covered pavements is better than wearing shoes.
- Find yourself in fits of hysterics in otherwise boring locations, particularly the local shop.
- Cleaning your teeth is hard work.
- You wake up wearing shoes.
- Use random objects as clothes. Straw microphone? No thanks, I'll have this bottle-top monocle instead.
- Start dancing like you're on Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.
Friday 9 March 2012
Being 30 Means...
- Worrying that a large portion of Topshop is too old for you.
- Knowing that even the 'two pints of water' trick won't save you from a hangover.
- Big nights are for a reason (birthdays, hen dos) not just because its the weekend.
- You own a selection of clothes that are 'practical'.
- You were embarrassed for Blur at the Brits.
- Your Mum often tells you things twice. 'Not knowing which one of your siblings she told'.
- Inbetweeners. Neither techie kids or techniphob parent. Best of both? Worst of both more like.
- Your slagbag has been retired.
- Being in a book club. Talking about being in a book club. Loving that book club more than practically anything else.
- Boys start drinking ale. They talk like experts. We know they just like the funny names.
- Weddings. Once a novelty now a norm.
- Caring about 'how good your socks are'.
- Average spend on a bottle of wine has snuck up to £10.
- Seeing fashion come back round: Hello 90's Grunge.
- You have a joint account. But only because it doesn't feel so bad when you spend money on it.
- Barely being able to handle caffeine, let alone any other stimulant.
- The Great Salary Divide. Suddenly working for a-levels/ going to a decent uni/ getting a proper job is paying off. For some people.
- Refer to students as 'looking young' (many of them were born in the 90's!).
- Triathlons. An Early indicator of the onset of a Midlife Crisis.
Wednesday 8 February 2012
Amusing Skiing Behaviour
- 30% of your time must be getting dressed and undressed.
- Never film yourself skiing/boarding, you'll only be disappointed.
- Taking off ski boots = better than taking a poo?
- Novelty hat wearers: chickens, dreads, helmets with ears. Embarrassing not funny.
- Phantom Farter. There's one in ever telecabin.
- 'Idiots'. The collective noun for snowboarders who sit in packs across the piste.
- 'The Great Layer Debate'. Constantly in search of that elusive 'perfect temperature'.
- Polling. Makes everyone feel like an obese penguin.
- Skiing in jeans = twat.
- Obligatory snowball fights. Fun in principle. Cold in reality.
- Meals must consist entirely of: ham, cheese, bread, cheese, potatoes, cheese, more cheese.
- Your biggest wipe outs must only happen immediately under busy chairlifts.
- Vin Chau or Chocolat Rum? An impossibly difficult decision.
- Chalet living. The lottery of 'swinging', without the sex.
- Chatty ski-school kids. You don't know what they are saying.They don't care.
- The Ancient Art of Lighting a Fag on a Chairlift. Gone but not forgotten.
- However much you ski / how cold it is you will never burn off the calories you consume.
Thursday 19 January 2012
The Problem with January
- Detox Pushers - why would I try to give up everything I love in the most depressing month of the year?
- Finding the motivation to exercise is hard enough. Having to do it in the dark is brutal.
- You look as sallow as an old white towel.
- It's followed by February.
- Feels as if you are half way through winter. In reality it's only just begun.
- Sherlock has finished.
- The house is cluttered with gifts you didn't want.
- All the fun (not doing any work) in December comes back to bite you.
- Even eating has lost its appeal.
- Pay day is a mirage that never seems to get any closer.
- You are at the furthest point from a summer holiday.
- Having more homemade chutney in your fridge than actual food.
- People insist on saying 'happy new year', long after the happiness and newness have gone out of it.
- Already tired of hearing how 'we are going to leverage the jubilee/Olympics/euros'. Us and everybody else.
- You don't even get the pleasure of writing a date with a new year anymore.
- Eating left-over mince pies/chocolate/Christmas cake out of obligation rather than desire.
- No retail therapy.
Thursday 22 December 2011
Cliches of the Office Party
- The Affair - spend all year keeping it quiet, only to grope each other shamelessly in front of everyone.
- Food. Always too little too late.
- 'Justin'. The geek who turns out to be an epic dancer.
- 'Gary'. The fit guy who turns out to be a terrible dancer.
- Singalong - heartfelt at the time, excruciating next time you are in a meeting together.
- Sexy santa/gangster/cowgirl. Dressing like you belong in an Anne Summers catalogue will not enhance your career.
- Token faller. No party is complete without someone stacking it on the dance-floor.
- The crier. Thankfully she won't remember what she was blubbing about or the fact she walked around with mascara down her face for the rest of the night.
- 10.01. The exact time when the art of conversation becomes the art of 'talking at you'.
- NBOF (new best office friend). The friend equivalent of a pull.
- Thinking everyone's gone home. Only to find them huddled like tramps in a door-way smoking.
- Growing Old Disgracefully. People in their 40's acting like they're in their 20's.
- Next day roller coaster. The better the banter in the morning, the worse the paranoia in the afternoon.
Friday 9 December 2011
Achievable New Years Resolutions
- Iron only shirts. And only when they are REALLY creased.
- Limit charity work to sponsoring people for sports events.
- Limit waxes to before holidays.
- Never lose that half a stone.
- Exercise at least one day less a week than you want.
- Get sucked into more social media.
- Cut your hair 4 weeks after you realise you need it cut.
- Invest heavily in fashion items. Leave those 'classic items' to someone else.
- Buy the new iphone because of its 'new technologies', but never use any of them.
- Imagine you might have some allergy, but avoid actual diagnosis.
- Never stop at one biscuit. Unless that is all you offered.
- Settle for seeing each others lives on facebook rather than actually meeting up.
- Save money for the first half of each month. Then resort to spending it the second half.
- Pretend that smoking 'only when you're drunk' counts as 'giving-up'.
- Limit 'starting your business' to watching dragon's den.
- Get 1 hours less sleep a night than you'd like.
- Try and fail to find the line between to sober and too drunk.
- Always steal a chip. Even though the person eating them wishes you wouldn't.
Monday 28 November 2011
Worst Bits About Xfactor
- Daft 'hello' gestures. Who in real life puts their arm up or salutes. A wave is fine.
- Female judges wearing heels so high they have to cling to one another to get down the stairs.
- Swirly camera work. Television equivalent of the waltzers.
- The expression 'nailed it'.
- Kitty.
- Judges standing up after their acts perform. Sit down.
- Not being able to decide whether Caroline Flack is fit or not.
- Smugness of previous contestants who come back to perform a year later. Like going into school after you've left.
- Leaving with the guilt of knowing I was once mean about Jessie, Poor girl.
- The 'back-story'. Just get up there and sing...
- The quality of Louis Walsh's dye job.
- Louis' loves of boy band.
- When anyone uses that bit of stage that goes round behind the judge. AWKWARD.
- Sinita.
- Kelly says 'Momma' or 'putting it down'.
- Kelly's moving beauty-spot.
- Telling contestant 'you're already a star'. No your not, come march no one will know who you are.
- Gary's lack of sense of humour.
- Feeling dirty for liking One Direction.
- Amelie Lilies half-closed eyes. Remove the falsies.
- Thanks for opportunity. How about taking the opportunity to say something original?
- Realising you'd be in the 'over 25's. The Raggy Dolls of Music.
- 80% of the styling.
- Devlin's heart of stone.
Thursday 17 November 2011
Best Things about Winter
- Being able to see your breath.
- Rebel shaving. Only doing your armpits every other day.
- Satsumas. Impossible to eat only one.
- Mince pies.
- Being able to look forward to summer.
- Carbs.
- Mulled Wine.
- Christmas jumpers. The worse the better.
- Slagging off Christmas ads.
- New coat and boots. The adult equivalent of new school uniform/ pencils.
- Hoping you'll get snowed in..
- Talking about being snowed-in once you've been snowed in.
- More carbs.
- Stockings. THE. BEST. BIT. ABOUT. CHRISTMAS.
- Log fires. A legitimate and romantic excuse for laziness.
- Brandy Butter. Alcohol + Sugar + Butter = Winner.
- The smell of roast chestnuts from street vendors. Not that you'd ever dream of buying them.
- Building a snowman. Hoping you don't roll dog pooh up in it.
- Holidays are coming, holidays are coming...
- Singing (or yelling) Christmas carols.
- Christmas shopping. Gets a bad name
- Advent Calendars. Chocolate before work? why not.
- Laughing at the person still wearing their paper hat long after every one else has given up.
- The blind optimism of new years resolutions.
- Christmas Eve. Kicks New Years Eve's arse.
- Epic turkey sandwiches.
Saturday 29 October 2011
Reasons I Envy Old People
- They get to eat as much cake as they like.
- They always know better.
- Incredibly cosy and sleep inducing homes.
- Never have fiver? They've got 'em all
- No fear of death. You know Joyce down the road? she died last week. As natural as if Joyce had nipped to the supermarket rather than the afterlife.
- Political Correctness. A new fangled concept to be ignored.
- Going to the hairdressers just to get their 'hair set'. The original WAGS.
- No more struggling to get up. OAP's are always up by 6.
- Elasticated waistbands.
- Stanna Stairlifts. Everyone secretly wants a go.
- Free travel.
- Who needs karaoke when you can have an impromptu sing-a-long whenever you like?
- You sit in the comfiest chair while everyone else clears up.
- They survived a war. Enough said.
- 'Having your own look'. If you want to wear a shirt and tie everyday, you can.
- Elastic waist bands.
- Walking sticks. A weapon cunningly disguised as a walking aid
- Being Beyond the Law. The street you not suppose to go down? The 'Do Not Touch Sign? Doesn't apply to you.
- That special small bread.
- Someone boring you? feign deafness.
- Everyone boring you? just doze off.
- Blue hair dye. Scowled at on teenagers, swept under the cupboard with old people.
Friday 21 October 2011
Better in theory than Practise
- Wearing killer heels to important events.
- Ice-cream sodas.
- 3rd glass of wine at lunch.
- Rearranging your bookshelf or wardrobe. There is always a point half way through when you feel hot, cross and wish you hadn't done it.
- Travelling a rush hour with large objects.
- Shaving your arms. Every teenage girl has tried it.
- Whit nail varnish.
- Pulling an all nighter for anything.
- Cutting your dolls hair. It never grows back.
- Trying to read Shantaram.
- Playing Trivail Pursuit stoned.
- Asking 'can i do anything to help' just to be polite. Half an hour later you are still peeling potatoes.
- Oxford street on a saturday. You think 'it won't be that bad'. So does everybody else.
- Spending more than 4 days with your family.
- Trying a new recipe at a dinner party.
- Camping.
- Food in meetings.
- Not getting dressed all day. By 4 o'clock you feel rotten.
- Sambucca.
- Pulling a sicky. The guilt means you don't actually enjoy the day.
Wednesday 12 October 2011
Amusing Office Behaviour
- Over keen all-staffer emails - save your banter for the changing rooms boys.
- Female pooh missions - elaborate plans to avoid people knowing you shit. Including flushing, padding out with toilet roll, going to toilets outside of the office.
- 'Saming' - those weird days when half the office come in wearing the same thing.
- Do you mind if I 'access your screen remotely?' say IT. Yes I do. Because it feels as if you're going through my underwear drawer.
- Stationery hoarding - it's impossible not to take a couple of extra bits. Especially highlighters.
- The size of your notepad is relative to the size of you salary. Grads have A4 black & reds. MD's have pocket-size moleskines. CEO have PA's.
- The Leaving Gift Collection. Leaves you feeling resentful and guilty in equal measures. Much like church collections.
- Playing dumb to IT. Everyone does it, so it won't get you anywhere.
- Food in meetings. Good in theory. A mine-field in practise.
- The mysterious world of HR. Who are they and what do they do?
- We've all got a family. Doesn't mean i feel the need to plaster their ugly mugs round my desk.
- Tea laws says you must offer to make everyone a brew, even when you really don't want to.
- Where do all the stolen chargers go? to the same place as socks, hairbands and lighters?
- The are two types of people: those who put new paper in the printer and those who don't.
- Awkward kitchen chat.
- Awkward kitchen chat avoidance.
- Competitive staying late. One game nobody can win at.
- Accidental Bladder Buddies. When you, unfortunately, fall into the same toilet routine as somebody else.
- Novelty pens. Vaguely amusing at school, tragic at work.
Tuesday 4 October 2011
Ibiza wouldn't have been Ibiza without...
- Egg dogs
- Fanta Limon.
- Painting nails.
- Rat in a dress.
- Uncle Paul - the fountain of knowledge.
- Lucy's Big Old (Young) Tits.
- Regretamin.
- 'Saming'.
- Nick & Akin spending 3X as much as everyone else on every night out.
- Mitch & The Party Bus.
- Polly's injuries. (twisted ankle from Brahms, infected bited from me).
- The freakiest Postman Pat and Lady Di ever.
- Nick & Laura's wedding.
- DICKO AND OLLYS ENGAGEMENT (this deserves caps).
- The Cottage - from lovely retreat, to crime scene, to rancid hellhole.
- More Fanta-Limon.
- The joy of the kettle arriving.
- Tom-the-Fixer / Stalker.
- Pool fun - weird flicky hair and some group diving.
- Submarine (the slowest Book Group have ever read a book?).
- The head toucher at Bora Bora.
- The boobs at Blue Marlin
- Sam's dodgy playlist.
- The Healing Rocks. No healing in sight. Have a jelly fish sting instead.
- Even more Fanta-Limon.
- Nick skipping endlessly.
- Never ending tuna-pasta.
- 30c beers.
- Collecting 12 wrists bands on a night out. Pretty exclusive eh?
- Thinking 15 euro is a reasonable price for a drink.
- Eating your body weight in crisps.
- The leaky fridge.
- Realising Cafe del Mar is a massive let down and San Antonio is a hell hole.
- An endless search for pool lights.
- Day beds. Why utilise the space, when you can huddle together in the safety of two beds?
- Hoping that teliing cabbies 'casa azul' is enough to get you home.
- Rowan and Laura being organizing legends.
- 22 bloody amazing people in one super duper villa.
- Oh and some more Fanta- Limon.
Friday 23 September 2011
Amusing Airport Behaviour
- The older you get the early you arrive at the airport
- Happy chappy check-in banter - Must be insanely annoying for the staff. You are going on holiday. They aren't.
- Free money. Money you spend at the airport doesn't count.
- Speedy -boarding smuggery. You paid to get on the plane first. We chose not to. Don't act as if it's some amazing privilege bestowed upon you.
- Passport/ boarding pass uncertainty. Never knowing what you need when. Cling onto both just in-case.
- 'Buy the telegraph, get a free bottle of water'. Always do the deal. Never read the paper = a pointless marketing exercise.
- Queuing to get on the plane. Why wouldn't you want to sit on their for any longer than you have too?
- In flight shopping magazine. Never buy anything, yet you still study it in detail.
- Weight restriction. What a joke. It should be based on the combined weight of you + your bag.
- Velour tracksuit 'travelling outfit'. Pure chav.
- Full makeup and heels won't get you an upgrade. If you were actually rich & glamorous you'd have paid to fly business.
- The air-steward stare. Next time they are serving food or drinks watch how everyone within 3 rows stares obsessively. Willing them to serve them.
- Crouching in the aisle/ perching on the arm of your seat won't get you off the plane any quicker.
- No one ever waits until they are well inside the airport terminal to turn their phone on.
- Must get rid of currency. Sales of toblerone must have dropped since the euro.
- You are desperate for 'NOW BOARDING' to appear. Then panic when it does.
- Head to head. The silent race you have with other passengers walking to the plane / passport control.
- Shrinking In flight snacks. Soon there will be a lone cheese savoury in a plastic packet.
- Baggage Carousel Time Warp. Every minute feels like ten.
Friday 9 September 2011
Things Over 50's shouldn't wear
- Too much fake tan.
- Ankle/toe jewellery.
- Flipflops with a smart jacket. Unless you can be described as 'very good looking', this should be avoided at any age.
- Uggs.
- Bright red hair.
- Statement nail varnish. Especially black.
- Slogan t-shirts.
- Clothes borrowed from their children. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
- Sequins. Gaudy not glam.
- Heavily manicured facial hair.
- Wedges which do up round your ankle. As uncomfortable to look at, as they are to wear.
- Baseball caps. Except when partaking in sport.
- Outfits that could be described as cute.
- False eyelashes.
- Patent Leather (see sequins).
- Push-up bras.
- Anything influenced by skate, surf or snowboard fashion.
- On-trend sunglasses.
- Handsfree kits when not behind the wheel of a car.
Tuesday 23 August 2011
Life Lessons
- High necklines + big boobs = no go.
- When men are with men all they are thinking about is being there with other men.
- Nothing good happens after 2 am.
- Eating chicken and eggs together is wrong.
- Fish 'n Chips. Better in principle that reality.
- Every pair of sunglassses eventually gets lost.
- Cats sense hatred.
- You can never own too many condiments.
- Nights you look forward to always disappoint. Nights you dread often come up trumps.
- Change is as good as the rest.
- If you haven't read Harry Potter now you, you are never going to.
- Better to be a mug than be tight.
- The hottest people at school become the most jaded/fattest adults. Early success with the opposite sex is there undoing.
- Simple pleasures can't be beat. Eating. Sleeping. Cleaning teeth. Having a shower. Going for a Pooh.
- That third glass of wine always comes back to bite you.
- Don't wear tights when going clothes shopping.
- Always carry a brolly in England. Even a beautiful day can end up torrential.
- Red heads should never dye their hair black.
- Do not persist with a fluffy apples.
Thursday 4 August 2011
Things that are harder than they should be:
- Front crawl.
- Writing a good message in leaving cards.
- Fixing a jammed printer.
- Lying a towel out on the beach.
- Packing away a towel on a beach with out getting sand in your eyes.
- Arranging flowers. If in-doubt tell yourself you were going for the rustic look.
- Painting your toe-nails.
- Knowing where to put a wet umbrella.
- Looking sporty not butch in sports gear.
- Getting dressed in a tent.
- Making good scrambled egg.
- Killer sudoku.
- Blow drying your hair.
- Folding the Sunday papers when you've finished with them.
- Baking. If in doubt stick with rise-crispy cakes.
- Making towels hang nicely on a rail.
- Knowing what the correct portion of cereal is.
- Applying liquid eye liner. You inevitably end up looking like Amy (RIP), but not in a good way.
- Going for a wee in the sea.
- Using those card readers for online banking
- Putting pepper corns in a mill.
- Spelling availability.
- Thinking of new lists. Any ideas welcome.
Thursday 21 July 2011
Amusing Supermarket Behaviour
- The scabby aisle inspection. Distrust that they actually might be selling you something horrific.
- Eggs are never being where you expect them to be.
- Romantics. Standing arm in arm looking at pasta sauces. Oh how things change...
- Repetitive deals. You've offered me 2 for 1 on Cheddar, prawns & Pizza Express pizza for the last year. It doesn't excite me.
- 'Basing' - planting your trolley somewhere and using it as a base-point to grab items in the surrounding area.
- Trolley Confusion Guilt (often occurs when basing) - the awful embarrassment/shame you feel on thinking someone else's trolley is your own.
- Give Away Item - the one key piece, often nappies, which saves you from actually putting your stuff in their trolley.
- Self check-out abuse. It's impossible to complete a transaction without it shouting at you about items in the bagging area.
- Treats. Every big shop deserves a treat.
- Supersizers - people who get massive everything, you picture 10 screaming kids at home
- Too much for a basket. Too little for a trolley. Middle sized shops are a a no-mans-land.
- Forgotten item dash. Requires one person to be the dashers, while their partner 'stalls at the till'.
- Loyalty Card shame - Have you get a loyalty card? no sorry I forgot it. No need to be sorry.
- Token drunk - Two cans of special brew. One reduced-price pastie from the scabby aisle. Zero shame.
- Disbelief at an item not being there. 'There's no rocket!' you exclaim, as if saying it makes it true.
- Purchase pride. You're so chuffed with the delicious thing you've got for tea that you pick it up and admire it at the check-out.
Friday 15 July 2011
Wasted hours of my life
- Facebook.
- Nicholas Cage films.
- Writing ads for various clients who only want to make the rubbish ideas they've come with themselves.
- Ayers rock.
- Travelling to Ayers rock.
- Explaining to my husband a million times about clothes in the wash basket.
- Waiting at the wrong luggage carousel at terminal flight.
- Baking spotted-dick for my brownie pack. only to ruin it by putting a tbls rather than a tsp of salt in.
- 2 years of German lessons.
- Looking at weather websites on day 4 of 9 days of rain on my honeymoon.
- A digital presentation that showed 'cutting edge work' that was 2 years out of date.
- Buying, wearing & organising outfits round high heels that get taken off midway through the night.
- Enduring a failed root canal.
- Attempting to teach Derek my dachshund anything.
- That Boyzone concert.
- Myspace.
- Listening to a friends/family saying 'This time they are giving up smoking FOREVER.'
- Doing sit ups. My stomach refuse to show any definition.
- Trying to cartwheels/handstands. I'm not made for it.
- Making a beautiful cheesecake that ended on the floor en route to the lunch.
- Tidying my wardrobe. It returns to being higgledy piggledy within a week.
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