Ibiza wouldn't have been Ibiza without...

• Egg dogs
• Fanta Limon.
• Painting nails. 
• Rat in a dress.
• Uncle Paul - the fountain of knowledge.
• Lucy's Big Old (Young) Tits.
• Regretamin.
• 'Saming'.
• Nick & Akin spending 3X as much as everyone else on every night out.
• Mitch & The Party Bus.
• Polly's injuries. (twisted ankle from Brahms, infected bited from me).
• The freakiest Postman Pat and Lady Di ever.
• Nick & Laura's wedding.
• DICKO AND OLLYS ENGAGEMENT (this deserves caps).
• The Cottage - from lovely retreat, to crime scene, to rancid hellhole.
• More Fanta-Limon.
• The joy of the kettle arriving.
• Tom-the-Fixer / Stalker.
• Pool fun - weird flicky hair and some group diving.
• Submarine (the slowest Book Group have ever read a book?).
• The head toucher at Bora Bora.
• The boobs at Blue Marlin
• Sam's dodgy playlist.
• The Healing Rocks. No healing in sight. Have a jelly fish sting instead.
• Even more Fanta-Limon.
• Nick skipping endlessly.
• Never ending tuna-pasta.
• 30c beers.
• Collecting 12 wrists bands on a night out. Pretty exclusive eh?
• Thinking 15 euro is a reasonable price for a drink.
• Eating your body weight in crisps.
• The leaky fridge.
• Realising Cafe del Mar is a massive let down and San Antonio is a hell hole.
• An endless search for pool lights.
• Day beds. Why utilise the space, when you can huddle together in the safety of two beds?
• Hoping that teliing cabbies 'casa azul' is enough to get you home.
• Rowan and Laura being organizing legends.
• 22 bloody amazing people in one super duper villa.
• Oh and some more Fanta- Limon.