Worst Bits About Xfactor

• Daft 'hello' gestures. Who in real life puts their arm up or salutes. A wave is fine.
• Female judges wearing heels so high they have to cling to one another to get down the stairs.
• Swirly camera work. Television equivalent of the waltzers.
• The expression 'nailed it'.
• Kitty.
• Judges standing up after their acts perform. Sit down.
• Not being able to decide whether Caroline Flack is fit or not.
• Smugness of previous contestants who come back to perform a year later. Like going into school after you've left.
• Leaving with the guilt of knowing I was once mean about Jessie, Poor girl.
• The 'back-story'. Just get up there and sing...
• The quality of Louis Walsh's dye job.
• Louis' loves of boy band.
• When anyone uses that bit of stage that goes round behind the judge. AWKWARD.
• Sinita.
• Kelly says 'Momma' or 'putting it down'.
• Kelly's moving beauty-spot.
• Telling contestant 'you're already a star'. No your not, come march no one will know who you are.
• Gary's lack of sense of humour.
• Feeling dirty for liking One Direction.
• Amelie Lilies half-closed eyes. Remove the falsies.
• Thanks for opportunity. How about taking the opportunity to say something original?
• Realising you'd be in the 'over 25's. The Raggy Dolls of Music.
• 80% of the styling.
• Devlin's heart of stone.