You know you are an adult when...

• You have a husband.
• You couldn't name any tracks in the top 10.
• You wouldn't go to oxford street on a Saturday for all the money in the world. Ok, for 100 quid I would.
• A 10 hour sleep fills me joy.
• You put olives out when having people over for drinks.
• You check your bank balance rather than dread potential rejection.
• A handful of your clothes are beginning to 'come back round'.
• Scented candles excite you.
• You have uttered the words 'what kind of mortgage deal?'.
• You can appreciate the beauty of nature without having had a spliff.
• Most Olympians are younger than you.
• You would be in the 'overs' category of X-factor.
• You 'research' holiday destinations.
• You are a member of a book club. And you actually talk about the book.
• You say 'warehouse party' with the same tone / inflection that your granny says 'disco'. 
• Friends getting pregnant is exciting not shocking.
• You haven't eaten from a kebab shop in over a year.