Achievable New Years Resolutions

• Iron only shirts. And only when they are REALLY creased.
• Limit charity work to sponsoring people for sports events.
• Limit waxes to before holidays.
• Never lose that half a stone.
• Exercise at least one day less a week than you want.
• Get sucked into more social media.
• Cut your hair 4 weeks after you realise you need it cut.
• Invest heavily in fashion items. Leave those 'classic items' to someone else.
• Buy the new iphone because of its 'new technologies', but never use any of them.
• Imagine you might have some allergy, but avoid actual diagnosis.
• Never stop at one biscuit. Unless that is all you offered.
• Settle for seeing each others lives on facebook rather than actually meeting up.
• Save money for the first half of each month. Then resort to spending it the second half.
• Pretend that smoking 'only when you're drunk' counts as 'giving-up'.
• Limit 'starting your business' to watching dragon's den.
• Get 1 hours less sleep a night than you'd like.
• Try and fail to find the line between to sober and too drunk.
• Always steal a chip. Even though the person eating them wishes you wouldn't.