Things Over 50's shouldn't wear

• Too much fake tan.
• Ankle/toe jewellery.
• Flipflops with a smart jacket. Unless you can be described as 'very good looking', this should be avoided at any age.
• Uggs.
• Bright red hair.
• Statement nail varnish. Especially black.
• Slogan t-shirts.
• Clothes borrowed from their children. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
• Sequins. Gaudy not glam.
• Heavily manicured facial hair.
• Wedges which do up round your ankle. As uncomfortable to look at, as they are to wear.
• Baseball caps. Except when partaking in sport.
• Outfits that could be described as cute.
• False eyelashes.
• Patent Leather (see sequins).
• Push-up bras.
• Anything influenced by skate, surf or snowboard fashion.
• On-trend sunglasses.
• Handsfree kits when not behind the wheel of a car.