Best Things about Winter

• Being able to see your breath.
• Rebel shaving. Only doing your armpits every other day.
• Satsumas. Impossible to eat only one.
• Mince pies.
• Being able to look forward to summer.
• Carbs.
• Mulled Wine. 
• Christmas jumpers. The worse the better.
• Slagging off Christmas ads.
• New coat and boots. The adult equivalent of new school uniform/ pencils.
• Hoping you'll get snowed in..
• Talking about being snowed-in once you've been snowed in.
• More carbs.
• Stockings. THE. BEST. BIT. ABOUT. CHRISTMAS.
• Log fires. A legitimate and romantic excuse for laziness.
• Brandy Butter. Alcohol + Sugar + Butter = Winner.
• The smell of roast chestnuts from street vendors. Not that you'd ever dream of buying them.
• Building a snowman. Hoping you don't roll dog pooh up in it.
• Holidays are coming, holidays are coming...
• Singing (or yelling) Christmas carols.
• Christmas shopping. Gets a bad name
• Advent Calendars. Chocolate before work? why not.
• Laughing at the person still wearing their paper hat long after every one else has given up.
• The blind optimism of new years resolutions.
• Christmas Eve. Kicks New Years Eve's arse.
• Epic turkey sandwiches.