Downsides of nice weather

• The tube being like a sauna.
• Having to go to work.
• Not owning a swimming pool.
• Having to look at peoples feet, including your own.
• Men thinking it's acceptable to drive topless.
• People using those annoying mini electronic fans.
• Not being able to wear grey.
• Not knowing whether haviannas are acceptable work wear or not.
• People wearing strapless dress with ill supporting bras.
• People wearing strapless dress with bras with clear straps.
• Realising you are too old to go in a paddling pool.
• Too hot in the car. Too tight to use air con.
• Desire to drink beer all the time.
• Ditto ice-cream. Thank god for minimilks.
• Post-shower sweats.
• Post-commute sweats.
• Post being-far-too-hot-and-not-being-able-to-sleep-at-night-sweats.
• Realising the ambitious bikini body' plans have failed.
• Having to be near other people.
• Feeling guilty about sitting inside watching TV.
• B.O.
• You just get acclimatised to all the above when its starts to rain....