Things Men should never wear

• Dungarees.
• Football shirts when not at/ playing football.
• Bandannas
• Running trainers when not running.
• Big knots in their tie.
• Excessively pointy shoes.
• Timberland boots.
• Those 'handy' trousers that unzip at the calf to become shorts.
• Glasses unless required to enable vision.
• Skiing hats that make you look as if you've got 'crazy' hair.
• Jumpers slung round shoulders.
• Jeans in an unusual wash.
• Jeans that have been manufactured to appear distressed.
• Anything with paint splashes on, except if performing DIY.
• Any kind of bling.
• Comedy dress shirts.
• Comedy ties.
• Ski/snowboarding pants when it snows in London. Wearing them on your commute to your dull job does not impress me.
• Suits with wide shoulders.
• Thumb rings. I loved in the 90's, now they repulse me.
• Chinese symbol tattoos.
• Tshirts with Disney characters on.
• Beads of any description. Too 'gap ya'.
• Those bodybalance bands.
• Belts that look like they come belong to air stewards/ come free with an out fit.
• Shirts that have a tshirt sewn in underneath.
• Sandals. Flip flops yes, sandals no.
• Ironic slogan tshirts. The irony is you look like a twat.
• Neat/long nails. Creepy. 
• Crocs.
• Uggs.
• Fleeces.