Biggest childhood disappointments:

• Failing to invent anything.
• Realising I'd never have blue eyes.
• Never owning hungry hippos
• Never owning a mr frosty
• Never owning a bluebird kitchen.
• Not snogging Jason donovan.
• Not marrying Robbie Williams.
• Realising that I couldn't sing.
• Not visiting the cadbury factory.
• Being incapable of doing a  handstand or cartwheel.
• Losing my spending money on a school trip. A teacher bought me a rubber out of sympathy, I wanted one of those money pots on string.
• Missing meeting princess Diana because I had flu.
• Never having to wear a brace.
• Breaking my fingers during a game of mercy but still not getting a plaster cast.
• Never having LA Gears, jelly shoes or a shell suit.  My best mate had all 3. Jealous.
• No soda stream. 
• Realising Nutella doesn't taste as good at home as it does on holiday.
• Having feet too wide for Magic Step shoes
• Realising that Kylie and Jason weren't actually in love with eachother.
• Discovering mermaids don't exist even though I'm sure I saw one off the coast of devon.