Sometime, about a year ago, I suddenly started hating the tube. 2 minutes at a signal and I am freaking out.

To take my mind off things I begun writing lists, each inspired by my journey on the underground.

Friday, 9 December 2011

Achievable New Years Resolutions

  • Iron only shirts. And only when they are REALLY creased.
  • Limit charity work to sponsoring people for sports events.
  • Limit waxes to before holidays.
  • Never lose that half a stone.
  • Exercise at least one day less a week than you want.
  • Get sucked into more social media.
  • Cut your hair 4 weeks after you realise you need it cut.
  • Invest heavily in fashion items. Leave those 'classic items' to someone else.
  • Buy the new iphone because of its 'new technologies', but never use any of them.
  • Imagine you might have some allergy, but avoid actual diagnosis.
  • Never stop at one biscuit. Unless that is all you offered.
  • Settle for seeing each others lives on facebook rather than actually meeting up.
  • Save money for the first half of each month. Then resort to spending it the second half.
  • Pretend that smoking 'only when you're drunk' counts as 'giving-up'.
  • Limit 'starting your business' to watching dragon's den.
  • Get 1 hours less sleep a night than you'd like.
  • Try and fail to find the line between to sober and too drunk.
  • Always steal a chip. Even though the person eating them wishes you wouldn't.

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