Sometime, about a year ago, I suddenly started hating the tube. 2 minutes at a signal and I am freaking out.

To take my mind off things I begun writing lists, each inspired by my journey on the underground.




Showing posts with label My life in numbers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My life in numbers. Show all posts

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

My life in numbers

  • Men I've been vaguely obsessed with 7.
  • Teas a day 4.
  • Cigarettes a day I miss smoking 20..
  • Weeks premature I was 7.
  • Kids I want 4.
  • Moments of my life I regret 2. 
  • Number of teeth in my mouth -1 ( one of my middle ones never grew). 
  • Best money ever spent  625 (Derek).
  • Number of chewits I can fit in my mouth at once- a whole packet, so 15/6.
  • Fingers/thumbs I can in mouth at once 5.
  • Number of glasses of rose it takes to send me mental 2.5
  • Times I been skiing 12.
  • Times I have sulked/cried on the piste 11.
  • Approximate number of pizza express soho pizzas eaten 300.
  • Lost weekends in Cannes 2.
  • Bites by a potentially rabied dogs 1.
  • Phone numbers I actually know 7.
  • Number of those phone numbers that are friends from school's landlines and therefore redundant 5.