Being 30 Means...

• Worrying that a large portion of Topshop is too old for you.
• Knowing that even the 'two pints of water' trick won't save you from a hangover.
• Big nights are for a reason (birthdays, hen dos) not just because its the weekend.
• You own a selection of clothes that are 'practical'.
• You were embarrassed for Blur at the Brits.
• Your Mum often tells you things twice. 'Not knowing which one of your siblings she told'.
• Inbetweeners. Neither techie kids or techniphob parent. Best of both? Worst of both more like.
• Your slagbag has been retired.
• Being in a book club. Talking about being in a book club. Loving that book club more than practically anything else.
• Boys start drinking ale. They talk like experts. We know they just like the funny names.
• Weddings. Once a novelty now a norm. 
• Caring about 'how good your socks are'.
• Average spend on a bottle of wine has snuck up to £10.
• Seeing fashion come back round: Hello 90's Grunge.
• You have a joint account. But only because it doesn't feel so bad when you spend money on it.
• Barely being able to handle caffeine,  let alone any other stimulant.
• The Great Salary Divide. Suddenly working for a-levels/ going to a decent uni/ getting a proper job is paying off. For some people.
• Refer to students as 'looking young' (many of them were born in the 90's!).
• Triathlons. An Early indicator of the onset of a Midlife Crisis.