Better in theory than Practise

• Wearing killer heels to important events.
• Ice-cream sodas.
• 3rd glass of wine at lunch.
• Rearranging your bookshelf or wardrobe. There is always a point half way through when you feel hot, cross and wish you hadn't done it.
• Travelling a rush hour with large objects.
• Shaving your arms. Every teenage girl has tried it.
• Whit nail varnish.
• Pulling an all nighter for anything.
• Cutting your dolls hair. It never grows back.
• Trying to read Shantaram.
• Playing Trivail Pursuit stoned.
• Asking 'can i do anything to help' just to be polite. Half an hour later you are still peeling potatoes.
• Oxford street on a saturday. You think 'it won't be that bad'. So does everybody else.
• Spending more than 4 days with your family.
• Trying a new recipe at a dinner party.
• Camping.
• Food in meetings.
• Not getting dressed all day. By 4 o'clock you feel rotten.
• Sambucca.
• Pulling a sicky. The guilt means you don't actually enjoy the day.