Wasted hours of my life

• Facebook.
• Nicholas Cage films.
• Writing ads for various clients who only want to make the rubbish ideas they've come with themselves.
• Ayers rock.
• Travelling to Ayers rock.
• Explaining to my husband a million times about clothes in the wash basket. 
• Waiting at the wrong luggage carousel at terminal flight.
• Baking spotted-dick for my brownie pack. only to ruin it by putting a tbls rather than a tsp of salt in.
• 2 years of German lessons.
• Looking at weather websites on day 4 of 9 days of rain on my honeymoon.
• A digital presentation that showed 'cutting edge work' that was 2 years out of date.
• Buying, wearing & organising outfits round high heels that get taken off midway through the night.
• Enduring a failed root canal.
• Attempting to teach Derek my dachshund anything.
• That Boyzone concert.
• Myspace.
• Listening to a friends/family saying 'This time they are giving up smoking FOREVER.'
• Doing sit ups. My stomach refuse to show any definition.
• Trying to cartwheels/handstands. I'm not made for it.
• Making a beautiful cheesecake that ended on the floor en route to the lunch.
• Tidying my wardrobe. It returns to being higgledy piggledy within a week.