Sometime, about a year ago, I suddenly started hating the tube. 2 minutes at a signal and I am freaking out.

To take my mind off things I begun writing lists, each inspired by my journey on the underground.




Tuesday 4 October 2011

Ibiza wouldn't have been Ibiza without...


  • Egg dogs
  • Fanta Limon.
  • Painting nails. 
  • Rat in a dress.
  • Uncle Paul - the fountain of knowledge.
  • Lucy's Big Old (Young) Tits.
  • Regretamin.
  • 'Saming'.
  • Nick & Akin spending 3X as much as everyone else on every night out.
  • Mitch & The Party Bus.
  • Polly's injuries. (twisted ankle from Brahms, infected bited from me).
  • The freakiest Postman Pat and Lady Di ever.
  • Nick & Laura's wedding.
  • DICKO AND OLLYS ENGAGEMENT (this deserves caps).
  • The Cottage - from lovely retreat, to crime scene, to rancid hellhole.
  • More Fanta-Limon.
  • The joy of the kettle arriving.
  • Tom-the-Fixer / Stalker.
  • Pool fun - weird flicky hair and some group diving.
  • Submarine (the slowest Book Group have ever read a book?).
  • The head toucher at Bora Bora.
  • The boobs at Blue Marlin
  • Sam's dodgy playlist.
  • The Healing Rocks. No healing in sight. Have a jelly fish sting instead.
  • Even more Fanta-Limon.
  • Nick skipping endlessly.
  • Never ending tuna-pasta.
  • 30c beers.
  • Collecting 12 wrists bands on a night out. Pretty exclusive eh?
  • Thinking 15 euro is a reasonable price for a drink.
  • Eating your body weight in crisps.
  • The leaky fridge.
  • Realising Cafe del Mar is a massive let down and San Antonio is a hell hole.
  • An endless search for pool lights.
  • Day beds. Why utilise the space, when you can huddle together in the safety of two beds?
  • Hoping that teliing cabbies 'casa azul' is enough to get you home.
  • Rowan and Laura being organizing legends.
  • 22 bloody amazing people in one super duper villa.
  • Oh and some more Fanta- Limon.

1 comment:

  1. Love you Clemmie! Awesome list. Akin x

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