Sometime, about a year ago, I suddenly started hating the tube. 2 minutes at a signal and I am freaking out.

To take my mind off things I begun writing lists, each inspired by my journey on the underground.

Thursday, 4 August 2011

Things that are harder than they should be:

  • Front crawl.
  • Writing a good message in leaving cards.
  • Fixing a jammed printer.
  • Lying a towel out on the beach.
  • Packing away a towel on a beach with out getting sand in your eyes.
  • Arranging flowers. If in-doubt tell yourself you were going for the rustic look.
  • Painting your toe-nails.
  • Knowing where to put a wet umbrella.
  • Looking sporty not butch in sports gear.
  • Getting dressed in a tent.
  • Making good scrambled egg.
  • Killer sudoku.
  • Blow drying your hair.
  • Folding the Sunday papers when you've finished with them.
  • Baking. If in doubt stick with rise-crispy cakes.
  • Making towels hang nicely on a rail.
  • Knowing what the correct portion of cereal is.
  • Applying liquid eye liner.  You inevitably end up looking like Amy (RIP), but not in a good way.
  • Going for a wee in the sea. 
  • Using those card readers for online banking
  • Putting pepper corns in a mill.
  • Spelling availability.
  • Thinking of new lists. Any ideas welcome.

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