Sometime, about a year ago, I suddenly started hating the tube. 2 minutes at a signal and I am freaking out.

To take my mind off things I begun writing lists, each inspired by my journey on the underground.

Monday, 27 June 2011

Downsides of nice weather

  • The tube being like a sauna.
  • Having to go to work.
  • Not owning a swimming pool.
  • Having to look at peoples feet, including your own.
  • Men thinking it's acceptable to drive topless.
  • People using those annoying mini electronic fans.
  • Not being able to wear grey.
  • Not knowing whether haviannas are acceptable work wear or not.
  • People wearing strapless dress with ill supporting bras.
  • People wearing strapless dress with bras with clear straps.
  • Realising you are too old to go in a paddling pool.
  • Too hot in the car. Too tight to use air con.
  • Desire to drink beer all the time.
  • Ditto ice-cream. Thank god for minimilks.
  • Post-shower sweats.
  • Post-commute sweats.
  • Post being-far-too-hot-and-not-being-able-to-sleep-at-night-sweats.
  • Realising the ambitious bikini body' plans have failed.
  • Having to be near other people.
  • Feeling guilty about sitting inside watching TV.
  • B.O.
  • You just get acclimatised to all the above when its starts to rain....

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