Laws/Rules I have broken:

• Travelling on a train without a ticket.  The fact that they invented 'permit to travel' for 20p only encouraged us.
• Buying/consuming drugs.
• Buying alcohol underage. The one perk of being D cup aged 16.
• Use of fake ID. Waiting in a queue repeating your 'date of birth' to yourself.
• Knowingly carrying a bottle of water through airport security.
• Stealing a double chocolate cookie every day of sixth form. I'd eat it on way round. I also put on a stone. 
• Smoking fags in the non-smoking carriage of a train.
• Driving under the influence of marijuana - feeling like you are driving in an arcade game, rather than on an actual real road.
• Accomplice to shoplifting I knew my boyfriend had hidden that bouncy ball in my hood.
• Stealing a cheese and ham baguette at Geneva airport. They asked me to pay at a different. I simply walked away 8 euros better off. 
• Sex in a public place.
• Walking on grass when specifically told not too. It's impossible to fight the urge. 
• As above with not touching art/displays in museums or galleries.
• Urinating in the street. Needs must.
• Cheating in exams. Who didn't have formulas pencilled on their Casio calculator?
• Disrespecting school property. Pushing chairs of desks earned me an internal suspension - pretty god damn rock 'n roll!
• 'Walking under the influence'- Police once pulled me over on the Euston road because they questioning whether I was in a fit state to be walking.
• Going up town (to an alley to smoke) at lunch without a letter from your parents. 
• Indecent exposure. One of favourite activities.
• Driving without a seat belt. If you've not done a journey on floor of a cab or in the boot of a car you've not lived.