Sometime, about a year ago, I suddenly started hating the tube. 2 minutes at a signal and I am freaking out.

To take my mind off things I begun writing lists, each inspired by my journey on the underground.




Thursday, 12 May 2011

Food that kicks other foods arse


  • Cashews beat pistachios.
  • Mini pork pies beat miniscotch eggs.
  • Wotsits beat mini cheddars.
  • Almond Magnums beat original or white ones.
  • Hummus beats olives.
  • Ketchup beats brown sauce.
  • Bolognese beats carbonara.
  • Pringles beat Kettle Chips. Not the middle class / fashionable choice. 
  • English beats whole grain (this appears to be a cyclical thing, come Christmas it'll be wholegrain again).
  • Poached beats scrambled. 
  • Bacon bap beats sausage bap.
  • Cream (pouring not whipped) beats custard.
  • Chipstixs beat Frazzles. Just.
  • Horseradish beats all condiments. 
  • Ditto Parma Ham with cold meats. 
  • Yorkshire puddings beat stuffing.
Posted by SE15 Mum at 03:01
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4 comments:

  1. Gemma12 May 2011 at 04:39

    Read that too close to lunch. I want something very bad now.

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  2. Susie12 May 2011 at 08:02

    I beg to differ on the mustard Clembob...and the custard for that matter...actuay and the eggs...oohh controversial

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  3. SE15 Mum12 May 2011 at 12:21

    Susie knows it's all about the soft boiled egg on toast.....

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  4. ben12 May 2011 at 12:22

    that was my comment btw

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