- Failing to invent anything.
- Realising I'd never have blue eyes.
- Never owning hungry hippos
- Never owning a mr frosty
- Never owning a bluebird kitchen.
- Not snogging Jason donovan.
- Not marrying Robbie Williams.
- Realising that I couldn't sing.
- Not visiting the cadbury factory.
- Being incapable of doing a handstand or cartwheel.
- Losing my spending money on a school trip. A teacher bought me a rubber out of sympathy, I wanted one of those money pots on string.
- Missing meeting princess Diana because I had flu.
- Never having to wear a brace.
- Breaking my fingers during a game of mercy but still not getting a plaster cast.
- Never having LA Gears, jelly shoes or a shell suit. My best mate had all 3. Jealous.
- No soda stream.
- Realising Nutella doesn't taste as good at home as it does on holiday.
- Having feet too wide for Magic Step shoes
- Realising that Kylie and Jason weren't actually in love with eachother.
- Discovering mermaids don't exist even though I'm sure I saw one off the coast of devon.
Sometime, about a year ago, I suddenly started hating the tube. 2 minutes at a signal and I am freaking out.
To take my mind off things I begun writing lists, each inspired by my journey on the underground.
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
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i can pretty much say i feel the same way for nearly all of those.
ReplyDeleteI have never recovered from the disappointment of not owning a pair of Magic Step shoes.
ReplyDeleteTake comfort from the fact that one of my mates (you know who you are cliffers) was made to get her magic steps from a discount store. Only to discover that they were cheap because they didn't have the all important key in the sole. Devo.
ReplyDeleteNo Mr Frosty - I still want one!
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