Sometime, about a year ago, I suddenly started hating the tube. 2 minutes at a signal and I am freaking out.

To take my mind off things I begun writing lists, each inspired by my journey on the underground.




Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Worst Words in the World.


  • Moist. 
  • Discharge. 
  • Clot. 
  • Clunge. 
  • Gusset. 
  • Plimsolls. 
  • Pamphlet. 
  • Grundle. 
  • Gash. 
  • Soil.  
  • Elixir (what my husband calls orange squash when hungover). 
  • Fallopian. 
  • Maroon. 
  • Panties.
  • Chunder. 
  • Dank. 
  • Oregano (said in an American accent).
  • Daggy.
  • Mullered. 
  • Fungal. 
  • Yeast.
  • Probe. 
  • Sodden.
  • Throb. 
F. Scott you were crucial to this list, so thank you.

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