Sometime, about a year ago, I suddenly started hating the tube. 2 minutes at a signal and I am freaking out.

To take my mind off things I begun writing lists, each inspired by my journey on the underground.

Thursday, 12 May 2011

Food that kicks other foods arse

  • Cashews beat pistachios.
  • Mini pork pies beat miniscotch eggs.
  • Wotsits beat mini cheddars.
  • Almond Magnums beat original or white ones.
  • Hummus beats olives.
  • Ketchup beats brown sauce.
  • Bolognese beats carbonara.
  • Pringles beat Kettle Chips. Not the middle class / fashionable choice. 
  • English beats whole grain (this appears to be a cyclical thing, come Christmas it'll be wholegrain again).
  • Poached beats scrambled. 
  • Bacon bap beats sausage bap.
  • Cream (pouring not whipped) beats custard.
  • Chipstixs beat Frazzles. Just.
  • Horseradish beats all condiments. 
  • Ditto Parma Ham with cold meats. 
  • Yorkshire puddings beat stuffing.


  1. Read that too close to lunch. I want something very bad now.

  2. I beg to differ on the mustard Clembob...and the custard for that matter...actuay and the eggs...oohh controversial

  3. Susie knows it's all about the soft boiled egg on toast.....

  4. that was my comment btw