Reasons I wouldn't mind being a man

• The ability to piss anywhere.
• Getting to use tools like sledgehammers.
• No pressure to buy presents or remember birthdays.
• The option to have a go a mate for being a dick, knowing it won't escalate.
• Carving. All the glory of the roast with none of the handwork.
• Wardrobe. Nice shirts, nice trousers, nice tshirts. So easy.
• No pmt. Mental hormones = excessive tears and eating? Not good.
• 20 quid hair cuts.
• Choice of summer jobs. Cutting the lawn, 'bit of labouring': someones always got something you can do.
• Receiving BJ's rather than giving them.
• Facial hair. Seems fun.
• Cooler sports wear. I like pink, doesn't mean I want it on all my gym kit.
• Size. No man ever fretted about whether they'll be able to squeeze into their 32 inch jeans.
• Toilet humor.
• Good bye conversation. Hello drinking games.
• Low maintenance. All you need for a weekend away is pants and a toothbrush and even they are optional.
• Lack of lists - no burdening sense of 'things I must do'.
• Betting. Nothing's too minor to deserve a bet.